Rudolph The Undead Reindeer


Rudolph the undead reindeer had some very shiny bones,
And if you ever heard him--
you would have to say he moans.

All of the other reindeer used to cry out in fear,
They never let dead Rudolph ever get too near.

Then one eerie Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your bones so bare--
let's go give those elves a scare.

Then how the chaos ensued, all the elves covered in gore,
Finally they had to slay him, and Rudolph was no more.


I'm Bringing Zombies Back

I'm bringing zombies back;
You'll be shocked when they attack;
You'll turn to see this unnatural fact;
They just want a brainy snack.

They're undead babe;
You'll watch them rise from their graves;
You'll learn to fear my undead slaves;
They will stalk you all your days.

Yeah-I'm bringing zombies back;
You'll be shocked when they attack;
You'll turn to see this unnatural fact;
They just want a brainy snack.

It doesn't matter how you scream or cry;
My fell minions want you to die;
It will always make you wonder why;
If survival was even worth a try.

They're undead babe;
You'll watch them rise from their graves;
You'll learn to fear my undead slaves;
They will stalk you all your days.

(Go Zombie, Go Zombie, Go
Go zombie, Go Zombie, Go)

Yeah-I'm bringing zombies back;
You'll be shocked when they attack;
You'll turn to see this unnatural fact;
They just want a brainy snack.

When they saw it;
Drawing in on galaxies;
Massive beyond comprehension;
Moving in defiance of relativistic speeds;
They never realized;
It was but a single tooth;
And our reality;
Consumed.

Goddess on my left hand--
Easy finger glide--
My right explores the curve of space/time--
Continuum brought to climax--
Reality cascades--
Heavens spawn anew--
A rising sign--
Entering her house--
A goddess beneath me--
Bending and writhing--
Storms and quakes--
The world spawns anew.